I JUST IMAGINED SKINNY!STEVE JUST LIKE…FINDING A PICTURE OF POTATO!BUCKY AND JUST LEGIT LOOKING RIGHT AT BUCKY
"you shit. you fucking little shit." IN HIS DEEP-ASS VOICE COMING OUT OF THAT TINY LITTLE BODY AND JUST
FUCK ME I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
everyone’s got that couple of fanfics that you just read over and over even though you practically know it by heart because it’s so perfect it’s like a favorite book and you just catch yourself clicking to a random chapter on it because it’s so good it’s comforting to reread it
In which a fan speaks for Tumblr, and John tries to set up a threeway.
oh my goodness
There are so many reason to love him.
Pepper I-don’t-know-anything Potts
lol clearly when you tell tony anything you’re actually telling tony-and-pepper the entity.
lbr there was an immediate PEPPER LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS SECRET TASK FORCE PEPPER
and Phil’s like “eh, we know Stark can’t tie the shoelaces on his own platform sneakers without you, it’s fine”
there was probably an entire subsection on Natasha’s report about it, lbr.
"It is absolutely certain that Stark will share every detail of this information, no matter how classified or minute, with Pepper Potts. This does not constitute a problem, as Potts is more qualified for any SHIELD work than Stark (see attached evaluation, where she scores above average marks in intelligence, trustworthiness, and quality of work product). Unfortunately any recruitment of Potts would be rejected, as her loyalty to Stark is unparalleled. Which, once again, makes her eminently qualified for recruitment. Recommend preemptively clearing Potts for any classified data we give Stark."
Additional handwritten sticky note attached to this page: “Phil: are we sure we’re not reopening the super soldier project? Just asking for a friend.”
I am entirely convinced that Pepper has a higher SHIELD clearance than Tony does. She knows Phil is alive and they exchange text messages during boring meetings,
Friendly Reminder that Maria Hill now works for her.
Can you imagine the amount of official secrets that can leak during tea breaks?
favorite celebrity meme: [1/4] photoshoots
My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house
oh my god
this is the best thing I’ve seen
ten is a real bro
You picked the wrong side, agent.
Depends on where you’re standing.
#no joke probably my favorite scene from this movie#that unnamed launch tech has no way to protect himself - this is runlow this is strike#he has no idea if he can depend on the people //around// him to protect him#but he still says no i’m not gonna do that#and he’s scared he’s so scared they all are#but shield isn’t some faceless shadowy organization (or //just// that)#shield is these people - these techs - these agents - sharon#they believe in something greater - not loyalty to captain america but to the ideal that he represents#a better world - the work they were doing (thought they were doing - //were// doing) despite hydra#and they’re gonna keep doing that - fighting for what is right standing up for what is right#and that starts right here with this one simple gigantic refusal#he stands up to the biggest toughest guy the one who could kill him easily and says no (silvertons)
When he said “Captain’s orders” I started to cry
Let’s go through the list, shall we?
- Stalking Cat was a computer programmer before he passed away earlier this year. He was Native American and trying to become closer to his totem animal. Through this, he helped pioneer all types of body modification and holds several Guinness Book Records.
- Erik Sprague, aka Lizard Man, was a former PhD candidate. He has a bachelor’s in philosophy and is a performance artist: both through international side shows and as a music festival host.
- Maria Jose Cristerna aka “La Mujer Vampiro” (Vampire Woman) is the mother of four children and a fuckin’ lawyer. She started her transformation after getting out of an abusive marriage, and has talked out against domestic violence.
- Rick Genest aka Rico The Zombie is a fucking international model, has more sponsorships than any of us could ever hope, and was featured in Lady Gaga’s Born This Way video. Not bad for a 27-year old former homeless punk, I’d say.
reblogging for the well researched and accurate shut down, good work mate
also you know, tattoos cost money so you can’t really be unemployed and covered head to toe in ink.
The way I see it people should be able to do what they want with their bodies and not be persecuted for it. If they’re happy with themselves that’s all that matters.
Bolded for fucking truth.
Lorde wins Best Rock Song and is understandably confused
I’m sorry did you save the doctor with cpr
Did you defeat a witch’s spell with a rhyming word from harry potter
Did you take care of the doctor in 1913 England when he didn’t even remember himself
Did you recognize the master before the doctor did
Did you save all of humanity’s ass from the master by spreading the story of the doctor?
Then why don’t you stop being a little bitch about Martha Jones being a useless unneeded character
Kate Middleton’s reaction to beating Prince William in a sailing race in New Zealand.
So the first time I got drunk at college, I mean REALLY drunk, we were walking back to our apartment (we literally lived only 2 houses over and our guy friends were with us to make sure we got their safely) and my other friend who’s drunk has been complaining about how hard it is for her to walk…